User:GaminDude2000

I have played both Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction (for the PS2) and Mercenaries 2: World in Flames (for the 360), but I think I speak for everyone when I say that the first one was better. I love the four main characters, but in the sequel, Mattias Nilsson and Chris Jacobs became different, and less likeable, unlike Jennifer Mui and Fiona Taylor, who pretty much stayed the same (both in terms of looks and character).


 * Generic takedown
 * Chris' takedown
 * Jennifer's takedown
 * Mattias' takedown

Christopher Jacobs' Intro

 * Fiona: Hey Chris, do you read me?... Wake up.
 * Chris: Just restin' my eyes. What's our ETA?
 * Fiona: You're about ten minutes from the DMZ drop zone.
 * Chris: Damn. They were gonna bump me up to first class.
 * Fiona: Listen, we're close - you might want to get your gear together for the drop.

(Chris approaches the PDA)
 * Fiona: You checked out your new PDA yet?
 * Chris: Little bit. Seems nicer than the one we had in Libya. Hope it's more durable.
 * Fiona: We know you'll treat THIS machine a lot better.
 * Chris: I'll do my best. (Chris whacks the PDA on the wall).
 * Fiona: I heard that! If you can stop abusing it for a minute, I wanna test our uplink. I'm tapped into every satellite feed I can get my hands on. That means, when I send you a blip on your PDA, you check it out.
 * Chris: This thing play MP3's?
 * Fiona: Of course!
 * Chris: Really?
 * Fiona: No.

(Chris approaches the grenades)
 * Chris: M67.
 * Fiona: Standard issue frag grenades.
 * Chris: Should get me started.

(Chris approaches the M4 Carbine)
 * Fiona: I know it's not state of the art.
 * Chris: Never let me down before.
 * C17 Pilot: This is Black Bird. DMZ's in visual range. The drop zone is hot - we'll be comin' in low an' fast.
 * Fiona: You heard the man. Time to get going.

(Chris approaches the cargo door lever)
 * Fiona: Chris? You ready?
 * Chris: Yeah.
 * Fiona: You know they say the DMZ's the most dangerous place on Earth?
 * Chris: You worried about me, Fiona?
 * Fiona: Ugh, I'm worried about our payday. A hundred million dollars. You think you could spend THAT much money in one lifetime?
 * Chris: Trust me... I'll die tryin'. (Chris pulls the lever).

Jennifer Mui's Intro

 * Fiona: This is Fiona with ExOps. Do you read me? Jennifer?
 * Jen: Five by five, Fiona. ETA?
 * Fiona: You're about ten minutes from the DMZ drop zone.
 * Jen: Glad to hear your voice on the line. Wouldn't have made it through Iraq without you.
 * Fiona: Bet you say that to all your support operatives.
 * Jen: Only the ones who save my arse.
 * Fiona: Just doing my job. We're close - you might want to get your gear together for the drop.

(Jennifer approaches the PDA)
 * Fiona: Have you checked out your new PDA yet?
 * Jen: Of course. Transflective screen, high-res image, fast uplink...
 * Fiona: Don't worry, there's not going to be a test.
 * Jen: Not true - I'll be testing it plenty in the field

(Jennifer approaches the grenades)
 * Jen: Hm, M67.
 * Fiona: Standard issue frag grenades.
 * Jen: Produces casualties within fifteen meters. Lethal under five... Definitely up to my standards.

(Jennifer approaches the M4 Carbine)
 * Fiona: I know it's not state of the art.
 * Jen: M4A1 Carbine, hm. Barrel tends to overheat. Other than that, a fine weapon.
 * C17 Pilot: This is Black Bird. DMZ's in visual range. The drop zone is hot - we'll be comin' in low an' fast.
 * Fiona: You heard the man. Time to get going.

(Jennifer approaches the cargo door lever)
 * Fiona: Jennifer? You ready?
 * Jen: I'm good, Fiona. Five by five.
 * Fiona: You know they say the DMZ's the most dangerous place on Earth?
 * Jen: I know.
 * Fiona: But still, a hundred million dollars. You think you could spend THAT much money in one lifetime?
 * Jen: You know me... I've got expensive tastes. (Jennifer pulls the lever).

Mattias Nilsson's Intro

 * Fiona: Hey, Mattias. My name's Fiona, your ExOps support co-ordinator for this mission.
 * Mattias: What's the deal, we almost there yet?
 * Fiona: Nice to meet you, too... You're about ten minutes from the DMZ drop zone.
 * Mattias: Good. Waiting is not my thing.
 * Fiona: Try meditation, I've heard that helps.
 * Mattias: Just get me off this bird an' I'll be fine.
 * Fiona: Listen, we're close - you might want to get your gear together for the drop.

(Mattias approaches the PDA)
 * Fiona: Have you checked out your new PDA yet?
 * Mattias: I'm not much of a gadget guy.
 * Fiona: Well, that 'gadget' could save your life.
 * Mattias: Yeah? Can it stop a bullet?
 * Fiona: It can stop you from wandering around North Korea like a clueless idiot.

(Mattias approaches the grenades)
 * Mattias: M67's... I love M67's.
 * Fiona: Standard issue frag grenades.
 * Mattias: They'll do until I get my hands on a... Tomahawk, or one of the Spookys the South Koreans have been using.

(Mattias approaches the M4 Carbine)
 * Fiona: I know it's not state of the art.
 * Mattias: Well it kills people, right?
 * C17 Pilot: This is Black Bird. DMZ's in visual range. The drop zone is hot - we'll be comin' in low an' fast.
 * Fiona: You heard the man. Time to get going.

(Mattias approaches the cargo door lever)
 * Fiona: Mattias? Are you ready?
 * Mattias: I'm always ready... ALWAYS... ready.
 * Fiona: You know they say the DMZ's the most dangerous place on Earth?
 * Mattias: Just wait 'til I get there.
 * Fiona: Easy, boy... Just don't forget our payday, okay?
 * Mattias: Forget the hundred million dollars? Impossible. (Mattias pulls the lever).

Christopher Jacobs' Intro

 * Blanco: Brother! Good to see you again! It has been a long time since Dakar.
 * Chris: Dakar, right. Hell, I'm surprised you remember it - you were only there about ten minutes before you ran out on me.
 * Blanco: Money dried up. I cut my losses. You should have done the same.
 * Chris: They always try to screw you. And I always get paid.
 * Blanco: I need your guns. No one sees the boss armed.
 * Solano: Blanco. This is your friend?
 * Blanco: Chris, this is Ramon Solano. Mr. Solano is the richest man in Venezuela.
 * Chris: What's the contract?
 * Solano: Last week, General Carlos Carmona and his soldiers attempted a coup. A small faction in Carmona's army objected. They captured him and are holding him prisoner.
 * Chris: Ya probably deserve each other. Bet ya got great plans for Carmona's army.
 * Solano: I have great plans for Venezuela.
 * Chris: So, it's me against a bunch of VZ soldiers?
 * Solano: That's it. Will you accept the contract?
 * Chris: Sure... Someone'll take your money - might as well be me.

(Chris rescues General Carlos Carmona)
 * Carmona: Who the HELL are you?!
 * Chris: I'm Jacobs. Solano sent me to get you.
 * Carmona: Where's the rest of your team?
 * Chris: I don't need a team for a job like this.
 * Carmona: So, you're a merc... He knows a good deal when he sees it.... Let's get the hell out of here.

(They return to the villa)
 * Blanco: Chris! Welcome back. Job well done, brother.
 * Chris: Just like old times! Me doin' all the work, an' you nowhere to be seen.
 * Carmona: Well... they have the oil... Universal Petroleum will be our first-
 * Blanco: Excuse me... Mr. Solano?
 * Solano: Ahh, Mr. Jacobs. I have another job that needs doing.
 * Chris: First, I get paid.
 * Solano: I'm sorry, the job is not for you... The job IS you. Tomorrow, General Carmona's troops will roll into the capital, and I will be Venezuela's new leader.
 * Chris: I knew this was gonna happen.
 * Solano: This means there will be many bounties on my head. I can't have your friends hunting me. It's bad for business.
 * Chris: So's this. Now, I have to kill you.
 * Blanco: Sorry, brother.
 * Chris: You piece of shit.

(Chris gets shot in the buttock as he escapes to the bar)
 * Fiona: Chris? Please. Sit down.
 * Jen: He can't. He got shot in the arse.
 * Chris: You checkin' out my ass? There's hope for you yet.
 * Fiona: We're leaving Venezuela tonight.
 * Chris: Negative.
 * Fiona: Solano controls the army now. It's not safe to operate here.
 * Chris: You're right it's not safe, 'cause I'm gonna blow up this whole country if I have to... To get Solano.
 * Matt: Yeah, no one shoots him in the ass and gets away with it.
 * Jen: Solano didn't pay. Chris doesn what he says he'll do. He better pay him.

Jennifer Mui's Intro

 * Blanco: Jennifer! Good to see you again! It has been a long time since Dakar.
 * Jen: I remember Dakar. I remember you leaving me to fight off an army division all by myself.
 * Blanco: Money dried up. I cut my losses. You should have done the same.
 * Jen: Oh, I got paid. I always get paid.
 * Blanco: I need your guns. No one sees the boss armed.
 * Solano: Blanco. This is your friend?
 * Blanco: Jennifer, this is Ramon Solano. Mr. Solano is the richest man in Venezuela.
 * Jen: I can tell we're going to get along perfectly. What's the contract?
 * Solano: Last week, General Carlos Carmona and his soldiers attempted a coup. A small faction in Carmona's army objected. They captured him and are holding him prisoner.
 * Jen: And ya got some great plan for Carmona and his army?
 * Solano: I have great plans for Venezuela.
 * Jen: So, it's me against a bunch of VZ soldiers?
 * Solano: That's it. Will you accept the contract?
 * Jen: As long as your cheques don't bounce.

(Jen rescues General Carlos Carmona)
 * Carmona: Who the HELL are you?!
 * Jen: I'm Mui.
 * Carmona: Where's the rest of your team?
 * Jen: I'm the complete package.
 * Carmona: So, you're a merc... He knows a good deal when he sees it.... Let's get the hell out of here.

(They return to the villa)
 * Blanco: Jennifer! Welcome back. Job well done.
 * Jen: Just like old times! Me doing all the work; you, nowhere to be seen.
 * Carmona: Well... they have the oil... Universal Petroleum will be our first-
 * Blanco: Excuse me... Mr. Solano?
 * Solano: Ahh, Miss Mui. I have another job that needs doing.
 * Jen: First, I get paid.
 * Solano: I'm sorry, the job is not for you... The job IS you. Tomorrow, General Carmona's troops will roll into the capital, and I will be Venezuela's new leader.
 * Jen: You should've just paid me the money - I love money.
 * Solano: This means there will be many bounties on my head. I can't have your friends hunting me. It's bad for business.
 * Jen: So's this. Now, I have to kill you.
 * Blanco: Sorry, Jennifer.
 * Jen: You piece of shit.

(Jen gets shot in the buttock as she escapes to the bar)
 * Fiona: Jen, please, sit down.
 * Chris: She can't - she got shot in the ass!
 * Jen: Trust YOU to be looking at my arse.
 * Fiona: We're leaving Venezuela tonight.
 * Jen: Nope.
 * Fiona: Solano controls the army now. It's not safe to operate here.
 * Jen: You're right it's not safe, because I'm here an' I'm PISSED off.
 * Chris: Yeah, no one shoots HER in the ass and gets away with it.
 * Mattias: They didn't pay her. The worst thing they could've done.

Mattias Nilsson's Intro

 * Blanco: Mattias, brother! Good to see you again! It has been a long time since Dakar.
 * Mattias: Yeah, I remember - I remember seeing your big ass as you ran away.
 * Blanco: Money dried up. I cut my losses. You should have done the same.
 * Mattias: I got paid - I always get paid.
 * Blanco: I need your guns. No one sees the boss armed.
 * Solano: Blanco. This is your friend?
 * Blanco: Mattias, this is Ramon Solano. Mr. Solano is-
 * Mattias: What's the contract?
 * Solano: Last week, General Carlos Carmona and his soldiers attempted a coup. A small faction in Carmona's army objected. They captured him and are holding him prisoner.
 * Mattias: And you've got some great plan for Carmona and his army?
 * Solano: I have great plans for Venezuela.
 * Mattias: So, it's me against a bunch of VZ soldiers?
 * Solano: That's it. Will you accept the contract?
 * Mattias: Sure, I'll take your money.

(Mattias rescues General Carlos Carmona)
 * Carmona: Who the HELL are you?!
 * Mattias: I'm Nilsson. Solano sent me to get you.
 * Carmona: Where's the rest of your team?
 * Mattias: I suffice.
 * Carmona: So, you're a merc... He knows a good deal when he sees it.... Let's get the hell out of here.

(They return to the villa)
 * Blanco: Mattias! Welcome back. Job well done, brother.
 * Mattias: You should have come along. People running and screaming in fear - you would have fit right in.
 * Carmona: Well... they have the oil... Universal Petroleum will be our first-
 * Blanco: Excuse me... Mr. Solano?
 * Solano: Ahh, Mattias. I have another job that needs doing.
 * Mattias: First, I get paid.
 * Solano: I'm sorry, the job is not for you... The job IS you. Tomorrow, General Carmona's troops will roll into the capital, and I will be Venezuela's new leader.
 * Mattias: Sure.
 * Solano: This means there will be many bounties on my head. I can't have your friends hunting me. It's bad for business.
 * Mattias: So's this. Now, I have to kill you.
 * Blanco: Sorry, brother.
 * Mattias: You piece of shit.

(Mattias gets shot in the buttock as he escapes to the bar)
 * Fiona: Mattias? Please. Sit down.
 * Chris: He can't. He got shot in the ass.
 * Mattias: Upper thigh.
 * Fiona: We're leaving Venezuela tonight.
 * Mattias: No.
 * Fiona: Solano controls the army now. It's not safe to operate here.
 * Mattias: I'm used to people trying to kill me, but this... is somethin' personal.
 * Chris: Yeah, no one shoots HIM in the ass and gets away with it.
 * Jen: And he didn't get paid.