Talk:Universal Petroleum

Fixed some stupid spam some dickhead did. Thanks for ruining this wiki, too bad there are people out there that know how to use Wiki. You're welcome.

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So I was thinking that it would be worth mentioning that the UP mercs might be based on Blackwater since they're both from Texas and they both leave a bad impression on the local population. It should probably be also worth noting that the UP mercs are the most unprofessional of the factions as the second mission you do for them involves getting *spoiler alert* The Devistator (a little pink moped that plays latin samba as you're driving it) as a "Frat boy" prank, and one of the Rastafarian Pirates missions involves you stealing a truck full of rum that plays catchy party music (sound's similar to tunes used by Good Charloatte, Real Big Fish, and Blink 182) from a UP party in the errand mission "Yo-Ho-Ho and a truck full of Rum". They also repititvely say "Man, I hate Venuzuela! People shootin' at ya and it's hot all the time..." The UP mercs also say "Man, Universal Patrolium can kiss my ass. I don't care about the oil so long as I get the paycheck." Sometimes they'll mention a sports game that ask one another about seeing last night.

...uh sounds great (i hope im not that dickhead if i am i apologize?) what's BlackWater?

Fox McCloud! 02:42, June 3, 2010 (UTC)